Citations:danger noodle

English citations of danger noodle

Noun: "(Internet slang, humorous) a snake"

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• 2018 June 14, Oko Tillo, “Re: -- Only One --”, in alt.atheism‎^[1] (Usenet):

  Now I believe you are due back in the "What Evolution is not/is" thread, where we are discussing danger noodles?

• 2019, Keith Ammann, The Monsters Know What They're Doing: Combat Tactics for Dungeon Masters, Simon & Schuster, →ISBN, page 36:

  […] but you can also feel free to base your decision entirely on the emotional reaction you want to elicit from your players: Do you want icky-creepy-get-it-away-from-me (one square full of writhing danger noodles), moderate freakout (four crocs), or full-scale panic attack (eight king cobras)?

• 2019, Bethany Hoeflich, “Soul Bonds are a Witch”, in A Bond of Words: 29 Short Stories, Scout Media, →ISBN, page 119:

  Yeah, right. The only thing I was going to become acquainted with was a one-way bus ticket to Nopeville. I was not sharing any kind of magical bond with this danger noodle.

• 2019, David A. Steen, Secrets of Snakes: The Science beyond the Myths, Texas A&M University Press, →ISBN, page 4:

  There are tons of danger noodles, nope ropes, and long bois throughout our streams, our forests, and our backyards; […]

• 2019, Scott Turner, Hike the Parks: Joshua Tree National Park: Best Day Hikes, Walks, and Sights, Mountaineers Books, →ISBN, page 44:

  Despite their fierce reputation, rattlesnakes (a.k.a. danger noodles) are rather shy and retiring, and they will avoid you at all costs.

• 2020, Tee Morris, “The Part of Tens: Top Ten Ideas for Channel Topics”, in Discord for Dummies, Hoboken, NJ: John Wiley & Sons, Inc., →ISBN, page 249:

  Kittehs. ¶ Doggos. ¶ Domesticated danger noodles. ¶ The Internet belongs to your pets. Let's just admit that.

Noun: "(slang) a penis"

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• 2016, C. L. Stone, The Academy: Hoax (The Scarab Beetle Series; 5), Arcato Publishing, →ISBN, page unknown:

  Technically she was a he with surgically enhanced boobs, but she didn't mind swinging around her danger noodle if the event called for it...or if she thought she'd shock someone for fun.

• 2020 May 4, alisha...@gmail.com, “Re: Adult Chat Roulette Sites Reviewed, and Top Dirty Video Chat Site”, in misc.news.internet.discuss‎^[2] (Usenet):

  So you will see some boobs and ass, but you gotta pay some money. Moreover, you can show your danger noodle with full acceptance, but you gotta pay for that too. That’s right, you gotta pay to show your sausage.