goonvana

English

Etymology

Blend of goon +‎ nirvana.

Noun

goonvana (uncountable)

1. (Internet slang, humorous) A state of euphoria and enlightenment achieved by gooning (masturbating and edging for a long period of time).

   If you goon for 16 hours and then swallow mercury, you attain goonvana and become immortal.

   • 2023 August 31, @rafajohnmisty, Twitter‎^[1], archived from the original on 22 April 2024:

     the final state of gooning. Goonvana

   • 2024 February 16, @dame_mf, Twitter‎^[2], archived from the original on 22 April 2024:

     Pat be explaining how he reaches goonvana and no one bats an eye, I talk about munting A COUPLE TIMES and I'm scum of the Earth? Ok

   • 2024 March 27, @masca_pilas, Twitter‎^[3], archived from the original on 22 April 2024:

     He truly ascended to goonvana