pull someone's plonker

English

Verb

pull someone's plonker (third-person singular simple present pulls someone's plonker, present participle pulling someone's plonker, simple past and past participle pulled someone's plonker) (British, vulgar, slang)

1. (reflexive or non-reflexive) To masturbate (a male).
   • c. 1920s, “Last Night I Lay in Bed”, in Alan Bold, editor, The Bawdy Beautiful: The Sphere Book of Improper Verse, London: Sphere Books, published 1979, →OCLC, page 128:

     Last night I lay in bed and pulled my plonker,
     It did me good, I knew it would, […]

2. (non-reflexive) Synonym of pull someone's leg (“to tease or goad someone by jokingly lying to them”)
   • 1985, Doug Lucie, “Progress”, in Progress & Hard Feelings, London: Methuen Publishing, →ISBN, act I, scene iv, page 22:

     […] I said, ‘Given that you’ve denied in print that you’re a screaming woofter, how d’you account for the little Filipino back-door boy you’ve had in your trendy mews flat all night?’ And he says ‘Are you pulling my plonker! I don’t know what you’re on about.’