shaboink

English

Etymology

Probably a fanciful extension of boink (“to have sexual intercourse”); compare shebang. First attested in 2005.

Verb

shaboink (third-person singular simple present shaboinks, present participle shaboinking, simple past and past participle shaboinked)

1. (informal, humorous) To have sexual intercourse with (someone).

   Synonyms: see Thesaurus:copulate

   • 2005, Mark Frye, School Shooter: In His Own Words, New York, N.Y. […]: iUniverse, Inc., page 83:

     As my psychiatrist, I think you are obliged to blame my parents for refusing to stop shaboinking long enough to comfort their youngest son. I think it was pretty selfish of them to finish without checking on me, and to neglect checking on me even after they finished.

   • 2009 March 10, @NiggHole, Twitter‎^[1], archived from the original on 2 February 2024:

     never have i ever shaboinked two dudes at once

   • 2010 March 5, “Marsden v. City of Los Angeles”, in casetext.com‎^[2], archived from the original on 2024-02-02:

     Interviews of Sirri by LAPD and FBI investigators were admitted into evidence. During the interviews, Sirri stated that on June 26, 2005, he had dinner with Marsden in a restaurant, during which they discussed Sirri's experiences in the Explorers and his future in the Marines. Also present were Sirri's girlfriend, Sara Voyles, and Marsden's boyfriend. Sirri noted that Stan had been keeping close company with Keller, and asked Marsden whether she thought Stan and Keller were "shaboinking it," by which he meant having oral sex or other sexual activity. […] Nothing in the interview transcript otherwise suggests that Marsden misunderstood whether "shaboinking" meant sexual contact.

   • 2013, Kirsty Dallas, Fighting Back, →ISBN, page 105:

     "Well, you are obviously off your game because I wasn't shaboinked and I'm not your boss anymore." Ella snorted again. "But I might have had an orgasm," I quickly added.

   • 2015, Tracy Tappan, Beyond the Call of Duty: Military Romantic Suspense, B. Reed Publishing, →ISBN, page 354:

     Kyle glanced over. "She never shaboinks anybody else?" ¶ "Frankie G tried to get under her skirt once." A smirk crossed the Bear's face.

   • 2019, Becky Clark, Foul Play on Words, Woodbury, M.N.: Midnight Ink, →ISBN, page 141:

     A weird noise caught my attention. I stood still and cocked my ear to determine if it originated in my suite or not. It was a rhythmic thumping and squeaking, and I shuddered to think I was hearing the Ice Lady shaboinking someone. But no, it didn't quite sound like that.

   • 2023 January 24, “I've been off reddit since mid Nov, can someone give me a Rod update?”, in Reddit‎^[3], r/RodriguesFamilySnark, archived from the original on 2 February 2024:

     I've always wondered if these fundie families make the girls track their ovulation and then intentionally plan the wedding to ensure a greater chance of them getting pregnant the second they first shaboink. Wasn't Nurie immediately prego too?

Further reading

• “shaboink”, “shaboinking”, in Urban Dictionary, launched 1999.