Citations:semen demon

English citations of semen demon

Child (usually derogatory, rarely affectionate)

• 2001 March 8, Cat O'Blivion, “Childfree couples are shallow?”, in alt.support.childfree‎^[1] (Usenet):

  Thing is, I agree totally: it _is_ a blessing that I don't have kids. I don't have to look far to see how ghastly my life would be if I was saddled with a couple of semen demons - living at a level where I couldn't afford all the luxuries and toys I crave because the kids' basic necessities must come first, unable to take spontaneous vacations, and most likely chained to the father out of financial necessity, not bonds of love. Gack!

• 2003 January 3, Tarah, “So what do you all do?”, in alt.support.childfree‎^[2] (Usenet):

  We love movies, theater, travel, and spending time with our fur and fin kids. (2 cats, 2 ferrets, and fish)
  None of which would be possible with semen demons running amok.

• 2006 October 16, Kari, “more youneek names...”, in alt.support.childfree‎^[3] (Usenet):

  DH and I were doing laundry at a laundromat this weekend and endured a welfare sow with a slew of semen demons with all different sperm donors. Of course, none of the sperm donors is anywhere to be found.

• 2014, JJ Keith, Motherhood Smotherhood‎^[4], Skyhorse, →ISBN:

  Likewise, the folks without kids need to accept that they share the world with people of all ages and parenthood is more than a mere lifestyle choice.¶ I know that my darling "semen demons" can be annoying to some people and I do what I can to curtail that, short of refusing to enter the public sphere with them in tow.

• 2022, Sarah Robinson, chapter 3, in Dreaming of a Heart Lake Christmas‎^[5], Grand Central Publishing, →ISBN:

  "How are you skinnier every time I see you?" Rosie opened her arms to embrace Nola. "Those damn twins gave me a mommy pouch that is here to stay."¶ "Worth it, though?" Amanda chimed in, hugging Nola next.¶ Rosie sighed with a big smile on her face. "Yep. Every tiger stripe. It's all worth it for those little semen demons.